Spooky (the cat) here again.  Jennifer is putting together a blog for later this week about the stupid things that smart people do.  She'll explain how it fits in with the Navy.

I'm pretty cynical myself, and
I'm betting there is one story she's not going to share, though, and
I thought you had a right to know.
Miss Jennie is very proud of being in Mensa.  But, she can sure do some stupid things.
For example, when I was about a year old, she wanted to weigh me.  She was boggled about how to get me to stay on the scale.  (I know what she was trying to do, but no need to actually help her by holding still).

She came up with the genius idea of putting me in a box to weigh me.  She got me in the box, and tucked the flaps down.  Right when she set the box on the scale, I jumped out.  She then tried holding the box tops down, but, of course, that screwed up the weight.

George, her husband, who doesn't pet me nearly as often as he should, stood there laughing.  It was he who finally suggested she weigh herself, and then weigh herself while holding me.

While annoyed that I couldn't keep screwing with her, I did hold still for that.
Just watch, though, when that blog comes out about smart people doing stupid things, I bet this story isn't included.
Until next time,
Ignore Bob Barker & leave our privates alone,
Spooky