As I've been looking through blogs, I've seen lots of "cute" names for the days- mysterious Mondays, wordless Wednesdays, etc. None of them really seemed to sum up my accurate, but cynical, view of life. And then I realized there is one thing that I think all of the time!
"WTF!?" If you are offended by the "F" pretend it stands for frak (as on Battlestar Galactica) or for "freezing Popsicles in Hades"....though if you're offended by the "F", you probably don't visit here very often (ha-ha).
So, this weeks, WTF moments:
On America's Next Top Model, the girls were having trouble using those ancient things called maps and by the boggling little metal boxes by the side of the curb called parking meters. I kid you not....people should need a license to breed.
People who put "I love whoever" stickers on their cards. Didn't we grow out of that in 7th grade or so?
People who put "My child is an honor student at X middle school." Hey, when they make the Dean's List at a REAL college (aka- not online), brag about it. Until then.....try to bump up your self esteem with YOUR OWN achievements.
People who go back and forth to the fridge ten times...the contents haven't changed. I promise. All you have in their is ketchup, mustard, and a wilted head of lettuce. Fresh based risotto Florentine is not going to appear.
People who dress up their pets. Leave the poor animal alone. It's happy with it's fur. If you have one of those funny hairless cats, then you can put clothes on it. Otherwise...(this counts for family members too....you know who I'm talking to!)
Spandex. Repeat after me: Swimmers. People under 110 pounds. Swimmers. People under 110 pounds. Otherwise, NO.
To prove this last point, I cordially invite you to visit the best blog I have found on the internet so far (barring my own, of course).
It's called "People of Wal-Mart" and I credit the creator as a genius. Check it out:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
If you have any WTF moments for me, please leave a comment!! I would love to add it to next weeks list, and I will credit you (and your blog/website) if you have one!
"WTF!?" If you are offended by the "F" pretend it stands for frak (as on Battlestar Galactica) or for "freezing Popsicles in Hades"....though if you're offended by the "F", you probably don't visit here very often (ha-ha).
So, this weeks, WTF moments:
On America's Next Top Model, the girls were having trouble using those ancient things called maps and by the boggling little metal boxes by the side of the curb called parking meters. I kid you not....people should need a license to breed.
People who put "I love whoever" stickers on their cards. Didn't we grow out of that in 7th grade or so?
People who put "My child is an honor student at X middle school." Hey, when they make the Dean's List at a REAL college (aka- not online), brag about it. Until then.....try to bump up your self esteem with YOUR OWN achievements.
People who go back and forth to the fridge ten times...the contents haven't changed. I promise. All you have in their is ketchup, mustard, and a wilted head of lettuce. Fresh based risotto Florentine is not going to appear.
People who dress up their pets. Leave the poor animal alone. It's happy with it's fur. If you have one of those funny hairless cats, then you can put clothes on it. Otherwise...(this counts for family members too....you know who I'm talking to!)
Spandex. Repeat after me: Swimmers. People under 110 pounds. Swimmers. People under 110 pounds. Otherwise, NO.
To prove this last point, I cordially invite you to visit the best blog I have found on the internet so far (barring my own, of course).
It's called "People of Wal-Mart" and I credit the creator as a genius. Check it out:
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
If you have any WTF moments for me, please leave a comment!! I would love to add it to next weeks list, and I will credit you (and your blog/website) if you have one!
