As I've been looking through blogs, I've seen lots of "cute" names for the days- mysterious Mondays, wordless Wednesdays, etc. None of them really seemed to sum up my accurate, but cynical, view of life. And then I realized there is one thing that I think all of the time! "WTF!?"
If you are offended by the "F" pretend it stands for frak (as on Battlestar Galactica) or for "freezing Popsicles in Hades"....though if you're offended by the "F", you probably don't visit here all that often.
First of all, WTF is up with everyone having a heart attack over Herman Cain's campaign manager Mark Block smoking a freakin' cigarette? Please. 19.8% of Americans smoke. Get over it. You can't catch lung cancer by SEEING someone smoke on a television ad or internet video. Really. I promise.
WTF is up with the crazy spam e-mails I get. I'm not sure how my name got on these lists or if they are just typing in random letter combinations hoping to hit an actual e-mail, but just in the last week, I've gotten offers for the following:
"Sexy older singles" are apparently interested in me. As are "bored housewives." In addition, though I'm female, I've also received e-mails about enlarging a part of the anatomy I don't have. And, of course (I think everyone gets these), I'm an approved "insider" into getting information on how to make thousands a day! I've also won multiple ipads, video game systems, and five lotteries, in the last week alone.
People wearing pants with writing across the behind (such as "Pink" or "Hot"). I can put up with that even though I don't get it, but what really gets me saying "WTF?!" is when the letters are jiggling like jell-o. Seriously, either a bigger pair of pants or less calories per day. Your choice.
WTF is up with people complaining about their weight while at the same exact time eating a calorie-laden unhealthy dish. Honestly, you can weigh what you want, I don't care. You can eat what you want, I don't care. But don't complain to me about your weight while eating a decadent dessert with about 900 calories in. While you're eating a healthy meal, fine. Just not dessert.
PETA is suing SeaWorld, accusing them of violating the 13th Amendment by enslaving five killer whales. WTF?
Florida Teen claims that she is "part vampire, part werewolf." She is currently being charged with accessory to murder.
I was watching "Toddlers and Tiaras" the other day. It was horrible. But I just couldn't look away. Because it was so horrible. Help....
I was browsing E!Online (they're a great source for WTF Fridays material), and saw a television show titled "Bridalplasty." From the tagline under the title, it seems as if the winner gets free plastic surgery before their "Big Day." I refuse to spend another second finding any more information about this show.
Feel free to share your WTF moments. If sufficiently humorous, I'll include them in a later post!
If you are offended by the "F" pretend it stands for frak (as on Battlestar Galactica) or for "freezing Popsicles in Hades"....though if you're offended by the "F", you probably don't visit here all that often.
First of all, WTF is up with everyone having a heart attack over Herman Cain's campaign manager Mark Block smoking a freakin' cigarette? Please. 19.8% of Americans smoke. Get over it. You can't catch lung cancer by SEEING someone smoke on a television ad or internet video. Really. I promise.
WTF is up with the crazy spam e-mails I get. I'm not sure how my name got on these lists or if they are just typing in random letter combinations hoping to hit an actual e-mail, but just in the last week, I've gotten offers for the following:
"Sexy older singles" are apparently interested in me. As are "bored housewives." In addition, though I'm female, I've also received e-mails about enlarging a part of the anatomy I don't have. And, of course (I think everyone gets these), I'm an approved "insider" into getting information on how to make thousands a day! I've also won multiple ipads, video game systems, and five lotteries, in the last week alone.
People wearing pants with writing across the behind (such as "Pink" or "Hot"). I can put up with that even though I don't get it, but what really gets me saying "WTF?!" is when the letters are jiggling like jell-o. Seriously, either a bigger pair of pants or less calories per day. Your choice.
WTF is up with people complaining about their weight while at the same exact time eating a calorie-laden unhealthy dish. Honestly, you can weigh what you want, I don't care. You can eat what you want, I don't care. But don't complain to me about your weight while eating a decadent dessert with about 900 calories in. While you're eating a healthy meal, fine. Just not dessert.
PETA is suing SeaWorld, accusing them of violating the 13th Amendment by enslaving five killer whales. WTF?
Florida Teen claims that she is "part vampire, part werewolf." She is currently being charged with accessory to murder.
I was watching "Toddlers and Tiaras" the other day. It was horrible. But I just couldn't look away. Because it was so horrible. Help....
I was browsing E!Online (they're a great source for WTF Fridays material), and saw a television show titled "Bridalplasty." From the tagline under the title, it seems as if the winner gets free plastic surgery before their "Big Day." I refuse to spend another second finding any more information about this show.
Feel free to share your WTF moments. If sufficiently humorous, I'll include them in a later post!
