Miserable Mondays 01/03/2012
This blog has been overly serious for the last few posts, so we need to take a little humor break. Luckily, it's Monday. Monday's are always miserable. I don't even have a 9-5 job (I'm a freelancer) and Mondays are still miserable. So, I figured I'd cheer everyone up. Here's a few links, cartoons, and light bulb jokes (come on, everyone loves the light bulb jokes). "The Onion" is always a great place to visit for a smile. My personal favorite for the day is the " Neighborhood Kind of Hoping Panera Bread Shows Up and Plows Over Charming Local Bakery." Q: How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb? A: At least ten, as they need to hold a debate on whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb they still may not change it to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light. -and- to keep it "fair and balanced" Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A #1: One, after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb. A #2: Four, one to do it and three to complain that the old bulb was a lot better. _ _How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution. How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? 501--one to take the old bulb out, and 500 to proclaim that it confirms the biblical record... How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? 501--one to take the old bulb out, and 500 to proclaim that it dis-confirms the biblical record...(so much for the univocity of the archaeological record, eh?) How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? Well, actually, it only takes a couple to remove the old bulb, but then they get so involved in studying the old bulb (especially in trying to correlate its appearance with all other burned-out bulbs within a 1000 km radius), that they never get around to putting the new bulb in... With tax season coming up, Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ? Reuter's article: "Occupy makes annual list of most overused words." Whole list of funny articles (I can't verify accuracy, but they caused a smile: http://www.humoretc.com/odd_news.php#high-denomination This last cartoon is a little blunt. So, if easily offended, close your eyes. (or find another website to visit....okay, I didn't mean that...well, not 100%). Q: How many Censors does it take to change a light bulb? A: One to ---- ------- ----- and another to ---- ----- ---- while ---- ---- - - -----with a ------ (and if you don't "get" how it relates to the cartoon, ask the politically correct politician/teacher/parent who is currently programming you.) Comments Your comment will be posted after it is approved. Leave a Reply | About Me
Jennifer Becker Landsberger
-Freelance Copywriter. I also write for consumer magazines and the devotional market. History major & working on my first book. ArchivesFebruary 2012 This site will occasionally feature paid posts! I always 100% verify everything I endorse. You will not see posts for products or sites I would not use myself.
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